factkinjin:

you so fucking precious when u paypal me $1,000,000

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

sowecoulddance:

me: [realizes i just said fuck in an inappropriate situation] SHIT 

transfemale:

croagunk:

the totodile that’s being sold on the japanese pokemoncenter website and the one being sold on the american one 

I thought this had to be fake but it really fuckin g isn’t